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Date: 28 Jan 2009 04:11:06
From: Dave Hazelwood
Subject: Damn .... I've never seen a water buffalo .....




hit a dropshot before !

amazing.




 
Date: 28 Jan 2009 05:00:57
From: chrome
Subject: Re: Damn .... I've never seen a water buffalo .....
"Dave Hazelwood" <the_big_kahuna@mailcity.com > wrote...
> hit a dropshot before !
>
> amazing.

You cheeseballs with these demeaning sexist comments....

But largely this is how women's tennis is merchandised today: GET GUYS LIKE
DAVE AND VIRGIN RAJA TO PAY TO SEE CUTE WOMEN BARELY COVERED. In fact,
frequently with their asses hanging completely out (Safarova in a match I
recall, wearing something like a wide rubber band that kept creeping above
her ass after about two balls hit - wow, wait for the long rally!!).

The WTA pixies, especially the Whornikovas of the world, willing to sell out
for a buck and preferring calendars and modeling to the the tennis court:
so perhaps it's understandable that you two bastards continue on like
this...

And while I'm a guy like you guys and perhaps very occasionally have engaged
in these disgusting displays myself, watching two self-congratulating creeps
encourage each other demean women makes me sick and makes me ashamed of any
similar past behavior of my own.

Hey maybe you guys acting like such creeps performs a public service.

But anyway, here are you two, Raja and Dave, making fun of Serena because
she doesn't fit the mold of the WTA pixie you prefer. Svelte eastern
european blonde etc. And USELESS AT TENNIS!!!

You are a chunk of the reason Henin quit, I'd warrant. And she was one of
the only semi-redeeming aspects of the women's game today.

And she's not so bad looking. She's OK. Chunky, but she's OK. And she
actually tries to be feminine in her own way.

I don't want the lesbians of female golf, but FFS can't there be a middle
ground!!

Serena clearly fits somewhere into the middle ground.

2c...



  
Date: 27 Jan 2009 22:07:26
From:
Subject: Re: Damn .... I've never seen a water buffalo .....
On Jan 27, 11:58=A0pm, "chrome" <chr...@nospam.invalid > wrote:
> "drew" <d...@technologist.com> wrote...
> > OK, give me some decent tennis and I'll watch it for the game.
>
> You've got Serena. =A0She is certainly "decent" tennis as the women's gam=
e
> goes - not that I watch it much.
>
> > Don't tell me S. Williams is a great player.
>
> I'd say she's pretty good mentally, and obviously has some very big weapo=
ns.
> One of the fastest serves in the women's game if not the fastest.
>
> Having a mental flake on the court kills alot of the enjoyment of the spo=
rt,
> so I'd say you should value her mental toughness if nothing else, if you
> truly are one who seeks "decent tennis."
>
> Henin for example, who I somewhat like, was nevertheless one of the bigge=
st
> flakes the sport has ever seen.
>
> > She's fat and can't move well.
>
> It's not like you have to be super-super-fit to play two sets of tennis, =
or
> occasionally three.

Are you fucking stupid? You have to be in top shape for games like
tennis, football (I mean the real one that is also called soccer) etc
to compete at the highest level.

Have you looked at Serena's ass yet. She has cellulite for fuck sake.





  
Date: 27 Jan 2009 22:05:33
From:
Subject: Re: Damn .... I've never seen a water buffalo .....
On Jan 28, 12:02=A0am, "chrome" <chr...@nospam.invalid > wrote:
> "drew" <d...@technologist.com> wrote...
> > On Jan 28, 12:18 am, "Claude" <Cla...@invalid.com> wrote:
> > > Well said. I've just kill-filed these two so please no more respondin=
g
> > > to
> > > their drivel
>
> > That really hurts! =A0Being kill-filed is the usenet equivalent of bein=
g
> > assaulted with a hankerchief.
>
> > Fuck off you wimp.
>
> So sensitive to being kill-filed. =A0He didn't even say he was kill-filin=
g
> you. =A0Defending Raja and Dave then. =A0How noble.

Only trolls annouce their killfiles. Most of the time, they are not
really killfiling.



  
Date: 27 Jan 2009 21:40:46
From:
Subject: Re: Damn .... I've never seen a water buffalo .....
On Jan 27, 11:28=A0pm, drew <d...@technologist.com > wrote:
> On Jan 28, 12:18=A0am, "Claude" <Cla...@invalid.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > Well said. =A0I've just kill-filed these two so please no more respondi=
ng to
> > their drivel
>
> That really hurts! =A0Being kill-filed is the usenet equivalent of being
> assaulted with a hankerchief.
>
> Fuck off you wimp.

lol. this killfillers think they are doing a social service. Most of
these morons hardly contribute to any discussions anyway.



   
Date: 28 Jan 2009 06:56:12
From: Claude
Subject: Re: Damn .... I've never seen a water buffalo .....

<zepfloyes@yahoo.com > wrote in message
news:209d55c5-4c96-414c-a071-59a699a20600@m2g2000vbp.googlegroups.com...

>lol. this killfillers think they are doing a social service. Most of
>these morons hardly contribute to any discussions anyway.

Hey redneck, you do a lot of talking but your contribution is
feather-weight




  
Date: 27 Jan 2009 21:39:20
From:
Subject: Re: Damn .... I've never seen a water buffalo .....
On Jan 27, 11:00=A0pm, "chrome" <chr...@nospam.invalid > wrote:
> "Dave Hazelwood" <the_big_kah...@mailcity.com> wrote...
> > hit a dropshot before !
>
> > amazing.
>
> You cheeseballs with these demeaning sexist comments....
>
> But largely this is how women's tennis is merchandised today: =A0GET GUYS=
LIKE
> DAVE AND VIRGIN RAJA TO PAY TO SEE CUTE WOMEN BARELY COVERED. =A0In fact,
> frequently with their asses hanging completely out (Safarova in a match I
> recall, wearing something like a wide rubber band that kept creeping abov=
e
> her ass after about two balls hit - wow, wait for the long rally!!).
>
> The WTA pixies, especially the Whornikovas of the world, willing to sell =
out
> for a buck and preferring calendars and modeling to the the tennis court:
> so perhaps it's understandable that you two bastards continue on like
> this...
>
> And while I'm a guy like you guys and perhaps very occasionally have enga=
ged
> in these disgusting displays myself, watching two self-congratulating cre=
eps
> encourage each other demean women makes me sick and makes me ashamed of a=
ny
> similar past behavior of my own.
>
> Hey maybe you guys acting like such creeps performs a public service.
>
> But anyway, here are you two, Raja and Dave, making fun of Serena because
> she doesn't fit the mold of the WTA pixie you prefer. =A0Svelte eastern
> european blonde etc. =A0And USELESS AT TENNIS!!!
>
> You are a chunk of the reason Henin quit, I'd warrant. =A0And she was one=
of
> the only semi-redeeming aspects of the women's game today.
>
> And she's not so bad looking. =A0She's OK. =A0Chunky, but she's OK. =A0An=
d she
> actually tries to be feminine in her own way.
>
> I don't want the lesbians of female golf, but FFS can't there be a middle
> ground!!
>
> Serena clearly fits somewhere into the middle ground.
>
> 2c...

You seem like a racist cunt to me. The only reason I dont like Serena
is because of her ungraceful play and sick attitude towards other
players. And real athletes are not fat asses.



  
Date: 27 Jan 2009 21:28:02
From: drew
Subject: Re: Damn .... I've never seen a water buffalo .....
On Jan 28, 12:18=A0am, "Claude" <Cla...@invalid.com > wrote:

>
> Well said. =A0I've just kill-filed these two so please no more responding=
to
> their drivel

That really hurts! Being kill-filed is the usenet equivalent of being
assaulted with a hankerchief.

Fuck off you wimp.





   
Date: 28 Jan 2009 06:02:44
From: chrome
Subject: Re: Damn .... I've never seen a water buffalo .....
"drew" <drew@technologist.com > wrote...
> On Jan 28, 12:18 am, "Claude" <Cla...@invalid.com> wrote:
> > Well said. I've just kill-filed these two so please no more responding
> > to
> > their drivel
>
> That really hurts! Being kill-filed is the usenet equivalent of being
> assaulted with a hankerchief.
>
> Fuck off you wimp.

So sensitive to being kill-filed. He didn't even say he was kill-filing
you. Defending Raja and Dave then. How noble.



  
Date: 27 Jan 2009 21:22:59
From: drew
Subject: Re: Damn .... I've never seen a water buffalo .....
On Jan 28, 12:07=A0am, GuyTen...@ymail.com wrote:
> On Jan 28, 12:00=A0am, "chrome" <chr...@nospam.invalid> wrote:

>
> > Serena clearly fits somewhere into the middle ground.
>
> > 2c...
>
> ..
> ..
> That sure is a long-winded way of saying you wouldn't kick her out of
> bed if you had the chance to be with her. =A0:)

I'd rather fuck a dog than S. Williams.



  
Date: 27 Jan 2009 21:20:39
From: drew
Subject: Re: Damn .... I've never seen a water buffalo .....
On Jan 28, 12:00=A0am, "chrome" <chr...@nospam.invalid > wrote:
> "Dave Hazelwood" <the_big_kah...@mailcity.com> wrote...
> > hit a dropshot before !
>
> > amazing.
>
> You cheeseballs with these demeaning sexist comments....
>
> But largely this is how women's tennis is merchandised today: =A0GET GUYS=
LIKE
> DAVE AND VIRGIN RAJA TO PAY TO SEE CUTE WOMEN BARELY COVERED.

OK, give me some decent tennis and I'll watch it for the game.

Don't tell me S. Williams is a great player. She's fat and can't move
well. The fact
that she can still defeat the rest of these girls just illustrates how
fucked-up the women's
game is right now.

The women receive sexist comments because they deserve them. It is a
T & A display right now because
the tennis is so poor there's no other reason to watch it and these
girls know it and capitalize on their
looks rather than concentrate on perfecting their tennis.

Don't blame the spectators for the sad spectacle.


   
Date: 28 Jan 2009 05:58:59
From: chrome
Subject: Re: Damn .... I've never seen a water buffalo .....
"drew" <drew@technologist.com > wrote...
> OK, give me some decent tennis and I'll watch it for the game.

You've got Serena. She is certainly "decent" tennis as the women's game
goes - not that I watch it much.

> Don't tell me S. Williams is a great player.

I'd say she's pretty good mentally, and obviously has some very big weapons.
One of the fastest serves in the women's game if not the fastest.

Having a mental flake on the court kills alot of the enjoyment of the sport,
so I'd say you should value her mental toughness if nothing else, if you
truly are one who seeks "decent tennis."

Henin for example, who I somewhat like, was nevertheless one of the biggest
flakes the sport has ever seen.

> She's fat and can't move well.

It's not like you have to be super-super-fit to play two sets of tennis, or
occasionally three.

Especially if you hit hard and end points quickly.

And then you get a day off.

What if Serena is sufficiently fit for the women's sport of today? Seems
like that would really bother you.

There are other women who are pretty chunky on the tour. Quite a few in
fact. I only see you moan so much about Serena though.

The obvious truth is that the fitness level requirement in tennis is not
fixed as it is in say marathon running. It depends on the style of game.
All winning styles should be welcomed.

> The fact that she can still defeat the rest of these girls
> just illustrates how fucked-up the women's game is right now.

This is your theory, but I'd say Serena is usually sufficiently fit. I
don't think she's fit enough to play a full calendar, but sufficiently fit
to play slams and maybe a good chunk of the calendar.

> The women receive sexist comments because they deserve them.

That has a nice ring of fairness, but not a ring of truth.

The T&A whores like Kournikova may deserve your nastiness, but interestingly
guys like you Raja and Dave never single them out.

Gee, I wonder why that is?

> It is a T & A display right now because the tennis is so poor
> there's no other reason to watch it and these girls know it
> and capitalize on their looks rather than concentrate on
> perfecting their tennis.

If I follow the money, I see big endorsement contracts being reserved for
the girls who have a certain merchandising look. Girls like Kournikova,
Vaidisova.

Contracts are awarded to players with appeal before they are even well
known, and the money therefore feeds the player's, or the pixie's, ability
to make a career of tennis.

The supply of tennis players is quite obviously related to the supply of
early money contracts. On the women's side, these go to cute girls.

Why's that? To keep guys like Raja and Dave watching an otherwise more
boring sport.

> Don't blame the spectators for the sad spectacle.

Of course you can blame the spectators for the condition of a sport.

Usually bad things happening in sport are the result of promoters but also
spectators who reward the promoters bad acts.

Similarly, in the USA why are there so many foreclosures? Is it just the
banks, or do you blame the homeowners. Of course it's the moronic
homeowners too who are in over the heads, borrowing way too much and
leveraging their futures in ways they can't afford, etc etc.

You can blame the people, and many times you should blame the people,
whether you believe it's politically ok or not.

Point here is Dave, Raja and you with your comments (which can be seen
outside this thread, your Serena hatred) are communicating your opinion to
the world that if the gal is not a pixie, she need not apply to the world of
tennis and she is not welcome.

You cheeseballs made Henin quit, I believe. You likely made Clijsters quit
for that matter. Neither a pixie, both quitting tennis while still
relatively at the top. And not for modeling contracts of course.



  
Date: 28 Jan 2009 05:18:57
From: Claude
Subject: Re: Damn .... I've never seen a water buffalo .....

"chrome" <chrome@nospam.invalid > wrote in message
news:cERfl.36792$E43.6478@fe01.news.easynews.com...
> "Dave Hazelwood" <the_big_kahuna@mailcity.com> wrote...
>> hit a dropshot before !
>>
>> amazing.
>
> You cheeseballs with these demeaning sexist comments....
>
> But largely this is how women's tennis is merchandised today: GET GUYS
> LIKE DAVE AND VIRGIN RAJA TO PAY TO SEE CUTE WOMEN BARELY COVERED. In
> fact, frequently with their asses hanging completely out (Safarova in a
> match I recall, wearing something like a wide rubber band that kept
> creeping above her ass after about two balls hit - wow, wait for the long
> rally!!).
>
> The WTA pixies, especially the Whornikovas of the world, willing to sell
> out for a buck and preferring calendars and modeling to the the tennis
> court: so perhaps it's understandable that you two bastards continue on
> like this...
>
> And while I'm a guy like you guys and perhaps very occasionally have
> engaged in these disgusting displays myself, watching two
> self-congratulating creeps encourage each other demean women makes me sick
> and makes me ashamed of any similar past behavior of my own.
>
> Hey maybe you guys acting like such creeps performs a public service.
>
> But anyway, here are you two, Raja and Dave, making fun of Serena because
> she doesn't fit the mold of the WTA pixie you prefer. Svelte eastern
> european blonde etc. And USELESS AT TENNIS!!!
>
> You are a chunk of the reason Henin quit, I'd warrant. And she was one of
> the only semi-redeeming aspects of the women's game today.
>
> And she's not so bad looking. She's OK. Chunky, but she's OK. And she
> actually tries to be feminine in her own way.
>
> I don't want the lesbians of female golf, but FFS can't there be a middle
> ground!!
>
> Serena clearly fits somewhere into the middle ground.
>
> 2c...

Well said. I've just kill-filed these two so please no more responding to
their drivel




  
Date: 27 Jan 2009 21:07:33
From:
Subject: Re: Damn .... I've never seen a water buffalo .....
On Jan 28, 12:00=A0am, "chrome" <chr...@nospam.invalid > wrote:
> "Dave Hazelwood" <the_big_kah...@mailcity.com> wrote...
> > hit a dropshot before !
>
> > amazing.
>
> You cheeseballs with these demeaning sexist comments....
>
> But largely this is how women's tennis is merchandised today: =A0GET GUYS=
LIKE
> DAVE AND VIRGIN RAJA TO PAY TO SEE CUTE WOMEN BARELY COVERED. =A0In fact,
> frequently with their asses hanging completely out (Safarova in a match I
> recall, wearing something like a wide rubber band that kept creeping abov=
e
> her ass after about two balls hit - wow, wait for the long rally!!).
>
> The WTA pixies, especially the Whornikovas of the world, willing to sell =
out
> for a buck and preferring calendars and modeling to the the tennis court:
> so perhaps it's understandable that you two bastards continue on like
> this...
>
> And while I'm a guy like you guys and perhaps very occasionally have enga=
ged
> in these disgusting displays myself, watching two self-congratulating cre=
eps
> encourage each other demean women makes me sick and makes me ashamed of a=
ny
> similar past behavior of my own.
>
> Hey maybe you guys acting like such creeps performs a public service.
>
> But anyway, here are you two, Raja and Dave, making fun of Serena because
> she doesn't fit the mold of the WTA pixie you prefer. =A0Svelte eastern
> european blonde etc. =A0And USELESS AT TENNIS!!!
>
> You are a chunk of the reason Henin quit, I'd warrant. =A0And she was one=
of
> the only semi-redeeming aspects of the women's game today.
>
> And she's not so bad looking. =A0She's OK. =A0Chunky, but she's OK. =A0An=
d she
> actually tries to be feminine in her own way.
>
> I don't want the lesbians of female golf, but FFS can't there be a middle
> ground!!
>
> Serena clearly fits somewhere into the middle ground.
>
> 2c...
..
..
That sure is a long-winded way of saying you wouldn't kick her out of
bed if you had the chance to be with her. :)


  
Date: 28 Jan 2009 05:04:20
From: Dave Hazelwood
Subject: Re: Damn .... I've never seen a water buffalo .....
On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 05:00:57 GMT, "chrome" <chrome@nospam.invalid >
wrote:

>"Dave Hazelwood" <the_big_kahuna@mailcity.com> wrote...
>> hit a dropshot before !
>>
>> amazing.
>
>You cheeseballs with these demeaning sexist comments....
>
>But largely this is how women's tennis is merchandised today: GET GUYS LIKE
>DAVE AND VIRGIN RAJA TO PAY TO SEE CUTE WOMEN BARELY COVERED. In fact,
>frequently with their asses hanging completely out (Safarova in a match I
>recall, wearing something like a wide rubber band that kept creeping above
>her ass after about two balls hit - wow, wait for the long rally!!).
>
>The WTA pixies, especially the Whornikovas of the world, willing to sell out
>for a buck and preferring calendars and modeling to the the tennis court:
>so perhaps it's understandable that you two bastards continue on like
>this...
>
>And while I'm a guy like you guys and perhaps very occasionally have engaged
>in these disgusting displays myself, watching two self-congratulating creeps
>encourage each other demean women makes me sick and makes me ashamed of any
>similar past behavior of my own.
>
>Hey maybe you guys acting like such creeps performs a public service.
>
>But anyway, here are you two, Raja and Dave, making fun of Serena because
>she doesn't fit the mold of the WTA pixie you prefer. Svelte eastern
>european blonde etc. And USELESS AT TENNIS!!!
>
>You are a chunk of the reason Henin quit, I'd warrant. And she was one of
>the only semi-redeeming aspects of the women's game today.
>
>And she's not so bad looking. She's OK. Chunky, but she's OK. And she
>actually tries to be feminine in her own way.
>
>I don't want the lesbians of female golf, but FFS can't there be a middle
>ground!!
>
>Serena clearly fits somewhere into the middle ground.
>
>2c...


she's in the middle alright ... right between the water buffalo and
the orangutan.


 
Date: 27 Jan 2009 20:13:32
From: Raja
Subject: Re: Damn .... I've never seen a water buffalo .....
On Jan 27, 10:11=A0pm, Dave Hazelwood <the_big_kah...@mailcity.com >
wrote:
> hit a dropshot before !
>
> amazing.

did you she when she jumped up. Those solid rock boobs boucing...
those could kill people.



  
Date: 28 Jan 2009 06:30:21
From: Dave Hazelwood
Subject: Re: Damn .... I've never seen a water buffalo .....
On Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:13:32 -0800 (PST), Raja <zepfloyes@gmail.com >
wrote:

>On Jan 27, 10:11 pm, Dave Hazelwood <the_big_kah...@mailcity.com>
>wrote:
>> hit a dropshot before !
>>
>> amazing.
>
>did you she when she jumped up. Those solid rock boobs boucing...
>those could kill people.

Was it only coincidence that the National Earthquake Center reported
a 6.2 tremor centered in Melbourne at the time ?



  
Date: 28 Jan 2009 04:55:48
From: Dave Hazelwood
Subject: Re: Damn .... I've never seen a water buffalo .....
On Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:13:32 -0800 (PST), Raja <zepfloyes@gmail.com >
wrote:

>On Jan 27, 10:11 pm, Dave Hazelwood <the_big_kah...@mailcity.com>
>wrote:
>> hit a dropshot before !
>>
>> amazing.
>
>did you she when she jumped up. Those solid rock boobs boucing...
>those could kill people.


if her tits were solid gold she could pay off the national debt.


  
Date: 27 Jan 2009 20:40:48
From: drew
Subject: Re: Damn .... I've never seen a water buffalo .....
On Jan 27, 11:21=A0pm, Dave Hazelwood <the_big_kah...@mailcity.com >
wrote:
> On Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:13:32 -0800 (PST), Raja <zepflo...@gmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> >On Jan 27, 10:11=A0pm, Dave Hazelwood <the_big_kah...@mailcity.com>
> >wrote:
> >> hit a dropshot before !
>
> >> amazing.
>
> >did you she when she jumped up. Those solid rock boobs boucing...
> >those could kill people.
>
> nuclear boobs ?

National Geographic titties.


  
Date: 28 Jan 2009 04:21:20
From: Dave Hazelwood
Subject: Re: Damn .... I've never seen a water buffalo .....
On Tue, 27 Jan 2009 20:13:32 -0800 (PST), Raja <zepfloyes@gmail.com >
wrote:

>On Jan 27, 10:11 pm, Dave Hazelwood <the_big_kah...@mailcity.com>
>wrote:
>> hit a dropshot before !
>>
>> amazing.
>
>did you she when she jumped up. Those solid rock boobs boucing...
>those could kill people.

nuclear boobs ?