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Date: 06 Feb 2009 12:13:07
From: Superdave
Subject: EXTRA EXTRA THIS JUST IN : Whisper nabbed for public menage a trois with plastic partners !!!
Blow-up Doll Party

Australian nabbed for public ménage a trois with plastic partners

FEBRUARY 5--A Newcastle man was arrested yesterday after he was
spotted fondling and making out with a pair of blow-up dolls in a
supermarket parking lot. Shoppers called cops when they spotted a man
known only as Whisper getting busy in the front seat of his 1998
Lincoln Town Car, which was parked directly in front of a Coles
supermarket. Evidence photos (seen below and here) showing Whispers
inanimate partners were provided to TSG by the Newcastle Police
Department. According to a police report, witnesses told cops that
Whisper was "performing activity to two different blow up dolls in his
vehicle that was consistent with masturbation and other simulated
sexual activity." He was also spotted "aggressively" kissing the
dolls. When confronted by police, Whisper said that he was headed to
Target to "get some clothes for his dolls." Whisper, charged with
breach of peace, was wearing shorts with a three-inch opening "in the
crotch area." Of course, he "had no underwear on under the shorts,"
noted police. Whisper is pictured below in a NSW Sheriff's Office mug
shot.


http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0205091doll1b.jpg

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0205091doll2b.jpg

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0205091insidemug1.jpg




 
Date: 06 Feb 2009 12:35:05
From: Superdave
Subject: Re: EXTRA EXTRA THIS JUST IN : Whisper nabbed for public menage a trois with plastic partners !!!
On Fri, 06 Feb 2009 12:13:07 GMT, Superdave
<the.big.rst.kahuna@gmail.com > wrote:

>Blow-up Doll Party
>
>Australian nabbed for public ménage a trois with plastic partners
>
>FEBRUARY 5--A Newcastle man was arrested yesterday after he was
>spotted fondling and making out with a pair of blow-up dolls in a
>supermarket parking lot. Shoppers called cops when they spotted a man
>known only as Whisper getting busy in the front seat of his 1998
>Lincoln Town Car, which was parked directly in front of a Coles
>supermarket. Evidence photos (seen below and here) showing Whispers
>inanimate partners were provided to TSG by the Newcastle Police
>Department. According to a police report, witnesses told cops that
>Whisper was "performing activity to two different blow up dolls in his
>vehicle that was consistent with masturbation and other simulated
>sexual activity." He was also spotted "aggressively" kissing the
>dolls. When confronted by police, Whisper said that he was headed to
>Target to "get some clothes for his dolls." Whisper, charged with
>breach of peace, was wearing shorts with a three-inch opening "in the
>crotch area." Of course, he "had no underwear on under the shorts,"
>noted police. Whisper is pictured below in a NSW Sheriff's Office mug
>shot.
>
>
>http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0205091doll1b.jpg
>
>http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0205091doll2b.jpg
>
>http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0205091insidemug1.jpg

Police have just updated their blotter and say that Whisper kept
referring to his "partners" as "Pete" and "Bridget" ???? He stressed
that "Bridget" was the pretty one and Pete looked like a goat ?

He further insisted that his real name was "Bruce Wayne? But, police
were unable to find such a person on the residential rolls of
Newcastle.

The only other evidence they found was a 'Batman" costume in the boot
of his car along with a gazillion video tapes and dvds of some guy
playing tennis hitting bh's over and over and over again.

Authorities now think he may be an escapee from a local mental
institution.


 
Date: 06 Feb 2009 04:19:57
From: Fan
Subject: Re: EXTRA EXTRA THIS JUST IN : Whisper nabbed for public menage a
Hazey, I would have rooted more for Federer if I had known that you
flip out like this over Federer's loss :)
Federer is still the greatest and this loss is just a minor
distraction.
Stop being a chicken and start using your previous name.

On Feb 6, 1:13=A0pm, Superdave <the.big.rst.kah...@gmail.com > wrote:
> Blow-up Doll Party
>
> Australian nabbed for public m=E9nage a trois with plastic partners
>
> FEBRUARY 5--A Newcastle man was arrested yesterday after he was