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Date: 29 Jan 2009 03:03:53
From: Dave Hazelwood
Subject: Everything about Elena is .....



just soooooo sweet !




 
Date: 28 Jan 2009 22:55:50
From: Shakes
Subject: Re: Everything about Elena is .....
On Jan 28, 7:03 pm, Dave Hazelwood <the_big_kah...@mailcity.com >
wrote:
> just soooooo sweet !

Elena is overrated. Kirilenko, Chakvetadze are more graceful and
feminine.


 
Date: 28 Jan 2009 19:17:47
From: dbrowne
Subject: Re: Everything about Elena is .....
On Jan 28, 10:03=A0pm, Dave Hazelwood <the_big_kah...@mailcity.com >
wrote:
> just =A0soooooo sweet !

Sorry - Dementieva's vocalizations on every shot just don't do it for
me - she sounds like a hyena getting broadsided by an automobile.

"Grunting" on the court needs to be banned on both the women's and
men's tours.



  
Date: 28 Jan 2009 20:19:55
From: dbrowne
Subject: Re: Everything about Elena is .....
Here's a recent portrait of Elena Dem... I mean, uh, Prince Philip:

http://tinyurl.com/29h95g


   
Date: 29 Jan 2009 04:22:04
From: Dave Hazelwood
Subject: Re: Everything about Elena is .....
On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 20:19:55 -0800 (PST), dbrowne
<dbrowne1234@gmail.com > wrote:

>Here's a recent portrait of Elena Dem... I mean, uh, Prince Philip:
>
>http://tinyurl.com/29h95g


you must be a homo right ?


  
Date: 28 Jan 2009 20:14:42
From: dbrowne
Subject: Re: Everything about Elena is .....
Her profile also reminds me of Prince Phillip (ya know - Prince
Charles' father). DOUBLE YIKES!


   
Date: 28 Jan 2009 22:48:04
From: Raja
Subject: Re: Everything about Elena is .....
On Jan 29, 12:43=A0am, Whisper <beaver...@ozemail.com.au > wrote:
> Dave Hazelwood wrote:
> > On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 21:55:51 -0800 (PST), zepflo...@yahoo.com wrote:
>
> >> On Jan 28, 10:31 pm, Dave Hazelwood <the_big_kah...@mailcity.com>
> >> wrote:
> >>> On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 20:28:05 -0800 (PST), dbrowne
>
> >>> <dbrowne1...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>> Two more reasons to not like Dementieva:
> >>>> 1) she didn't knock out SW
> >>>> 2) she was my finalist pick in the contest (winner Safina)
> >>>> Damn that equestriatic she-male!
> >>> She is as close to 100% the perfect female
> >> Now you are extrapolating. I would not give her more than 7/10. There
> >> are far more beautiful women out there.
> >>> with the only possible
> >>> improvement being the ditching of Steffi's nose. If her nose was half
> >>> the size she would be a 10 out of 10.
> >> Steffi at her peak in terms of looks (1990-93) was a 9.5/10. Sharapova
> >> at her peak was (2006 USO?) almost about 9.8/10. Anna K when she was
> >> fit and playing was 9.9/10
>
> > I am not talking about just looks but the whole package both inside
> > and out top to bottom.
>
> > Elena wins.
>
> I used to go out with her but couldn't stomach the noises she made in bed=
;

Or rather she couldnt tolerate you yelling Pete while making out.
>
> http://www.horses.co.uk/audio/horse03.wav

lol


   
Date: 28 Jan 2009 22:47:15
From: Raja
Subject: Re: Everything about Elena is .....
On Jan 29, 12:03=A0am, Dave Hazelwood <the_big_kah...@mailcity.com >
wrote:
> On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 21:55:51 -0800 (PST), zepflo...@yahoo.com wrote:
> >On Jan 28, 10:31=A0pm, Dave Hazelwood <the_big_kah...@mailcity.com>
> >wrote:
> >> On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 20:28:05 -0800 (PST), dbrowne
>
> >> <dbrowne1...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> >Two more reasons to not like Dementieva:
>
> >> >1) she didn't knock out SW
> >> >2) she was my finalist pick in the contest (winner Safina)
>
> >> >Damn that equestriatic she-male!
>
> >> She is as close to 100% the perfect female
>
> >Now you are extrapolating. I would not give her more than 7/10. There
> >are far more beautiful women out there.
> >>with the only possible
> >> improvement being the ditching of Steffi's nose. If her nose was half
> >> the size she would be a 10 out of 10.
>
> >Steffi at her peak in terms of looks (1990-93) was a 9.5/10. Sharapova
> >at her peak was (2006 USO?) almost about 9.8/10. Anna K when she was
> >fit and playing was 9.9/10
>
> I am not talking about just looks but the whole package both inside
> and out top to bottom.
>
> Elena wins.

I am only talking about looks (which mean face and body), I dont know
what you mean by whole package.


    
Date: 29 Jan 2009 09:03:18
From: Dave Hazelwood
Subject: Re: Everything about Elena is .....
On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 22:47:15 -0800 (PST), Raja <zepfloyes@gmail.com >
wrote:

>On Jan 29, 12:03 am, Dave Hazelwood <the_big_kah...@mailcity.com>
>wrote:
>> On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 21:55:51 -0800 (PST), zepflo...@yahoo.com wrote:
>> >On Jan 28, 10:31 pm, Dave Hazelwood <the_big_kah...@mailcity.com>
>> >wrote:
>> >> On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 20:28:05 -0800 (PST), dbrowne
>>
>> >> <dbrowne1...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> >Two more reasons to not like Dementieva:
>>
>> >> >1) she didn't knock out SW
>> >> >2) she was my finalist pick in the contest (winner Safina)
>>
>> >> >Damn that equestriatic she-male!
>>
>> >> She is as close to 100% the perfect female
>>
>> >Now you are extrapolating. I would not give her more than 7/10. There
>> >are far more beautiful women out there.
>> >>with the only possible
>> >> improvement being the ditching of Steffi's nose. If her nose was half
>> >> the size she would be a 10 out of 10.
>>
>> >Steffi at her peak in terms of looks (1990-93) was a 9.5/10. Sharapova
>> >at her peak was (2006 USO?) almost about 9.8/10. Anna K when she was
>> >fit and playing was 9.9/10
>>
>> I am not talking about just looks but the whole package both inside
>> and out top to bottom.
>>
>> Elena wins.
>
>I am only talking about looks (which mean face and body), I dont know
>what you mean by whole package.

her intelligence, her personality, her niceness, her compassion, her
loyalty, etc. she is not a cruel and arrogant person like sharapova.

sharapova would be a bitch of a wife. elena a loving kind and loyal
spouse.

get it now ?


  
Date: 28 Jan 2009 20:11:25
From: dbrowne
Subject: Re: Everything about Elena is .....
On Jan 28, 10:33=A0pm, wkhedr <wkh...@my-deja.com > wrote:
>
> Very true, I always named her the horse, but a pretty horse.

Pretty? Those arms remind me of a dude. Or Starla from Napoleon
Dynamite (Rex Kwon Do's girlfriend).

THOSE MUSCLES ARE FRIGHTENINGLY MASCULINE! YIKES!!!!



  
Date: 28 Jan 2009 19:33:48
From: wkhedr
Subject: Re: Everything about Elena is .....
On Jan 28, 10:31=A0pm, dbrowne <dbrowne1...@gmail.com > wrote:

> She's kinda resembles a horse... "why the long face" and all that.- Hide =
quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Very true, I always named her the horse, but a pretty horse.
Can we watch the ball now? :)


   
Date: 28 Jan 2009 21:55:51
From:
Subject: Re: Everything about Elena is .....
On Jan 28, 10:31=A0pm, Dave Hazelwood <the_big_kah...@mailcity.com >
wrote:
> On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 20:28:05 -0800 (PST), dbrowne
>
> <dbrowne1...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >Two more reasons to not like Dementieva:
>
> >1) she didn't knock out SW
> >2) she was my finalist pick in the contest (winner Safina)
>
> >Damn that equestriatic she-male!
>
> She is as close to 100% the perfect female

Now you are extrapolating. I would not give her more than 7/10. There
are far more beautiful women out there.
>with the only possible
> improvement being the ditching of Steffi's nose. If her nose was half
> the size she would be a 10 out of 10.

Steffi at her peak in terms of looks (1990-93) was a 9.5/10. Sharapova
at her peak was (2006 USO?) almost about 9.8/10. Anna K when she was
fit and playing was 9.9/10



    
Date: 29 Jan 2009 06:03:29
From: Dave Hazelwood
Subject: Re: Everything about Elena is .....
On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 21:55:51 -0800 (PST), zepfloyes@yahoo.com wrote:

>On Jan 28, 10:31 pm, Dave Hazelwood <the_big_kah...@mailcity.com>
>wrote:
>> On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 20:28:05 -0800 (PST), dbrowne
>>
>> <dbrowne1...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >Two more reasons to not like Dementieva:
>>
>> >1) she didn't knock out SW
>> >2) she was my finalist pick in the contest (winner Safina)
>>
>> >Damn that equestriatic she-male!
>>
>> She is as close to 100% the perfect female
>
>Now you are extrapolating. I would not give her more than 7/10. There
>are far more beautiful women out there.
>>with the only possible
>> improvement being the ditching of Steffi's nose. If her nose was half
>> the size she would be a 10 out of 10.
>
>Steffi at her peak in terms of looks (1990-93) was a 9.5/10. Sharapova
>at her peak was (2006 USO?) almost about 9.8/10. Anna K when she was
>fit and playing was 9.9/10


I am not talking about just looks but the whole package both inside
and out top to bottom.

Elena wins.


     
Date: 29 Jan 2009 17:43:07
From: Whisper
Subject: Re: Everything about Elena is .....
Dave Hazelwood wrote:
> On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 21:55:51 -0800 (PST), zepfloyes@yahoo.com wrote:
>
>> On Jan 28, 10:31 pm, Dave Hazelwood <the_big_kah...@mailcity.com>
>> wrote:
>>> On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 20:28:05 -0800 (PST), dbrowne
>>>
>>> <dbrowne1...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>>> Two more reasons to not like Dementieva:
>>>> 1) she didn't knock out SW
>>>> 2) she was my finalist pick in the contest (winner Safina)
>>>> Damn that equestriatic she-male!
>>> She is as close to 100% the perfect female
>> Now you are extrapolating. I would not give her more than 7/10. There
>> are far more beautiful women out there.
>>> with the only possible
>>> improvement being the ditching of Steffi's nose. If her nose was half
>>> the size she would be a 10 out of 10.
>> Steffi at her peak in terms of looks (1990-93) was a 9.5/10. Sharapova
>> at her peak was (2006 USO?) almost about 9.8/10. Anna K when she was
>> fit and playing was 9.9/10
>
>
> I am not talking about just looks but the whole package both inside
> and out top to bottom.
>
> Elena wins.


I used to go out with her but couldn't stomach the noises she made in bed;


http://www.horses.co.uk/audio/horse03.wav






   
Date: 28 Jan 2009 21:49:26
From: drew
Subject: Re: Everything about Elena is .....
On Jan 28, 11:31=A0pm, Dave Hazelwood <the_big_kah...@mailcity.com >
wrote:
> On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 20:28:05 -0800 (PST), dbrowne
>
> <dbrowne1...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >Two more reasons to not like Dementieva:
>
> >1) she didn't knock out SW
> >2) she was my finalist pick in the contest (winner Safina)
>
> >Damn that equestriatic she-male!
>
> She is as close to 100% the perfect female with the only possible
> improvement being the ditching of Steffi's nose. If her nose was half
> the size she would be a 10 out of 10.

Dave, you are drunk again. After you down that first bottle of red,
anything in pink looks good to you. If you drink a second bottle
you'll start getting a boner for Serena.

But you'll have to hurry. These chicks choke away 2 sets so fast
you'd have to chug it in a funnel.


  
Date: 28 Jan 2009 19:31:03
From: dbrowne
Subject: Re: Everything about Elena is .....
On Jan 28, 10:29=A0pm, Dave Hazelwood <the_big_kah...@mailcity.com >
wrote:
> On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 19:26:13 -0800 (PST), dbrowne
>
>
>
> <dbrowne1...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >On Jan 28, 10:20=A0pm, Dave Hazelwood <the_big_kah...@mailcity.com>
> >wrote:
> >> On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 19:17:47 -0800 (PST), dbrowne
>
> >> <dbrowne1...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> >On Jan 28, 10:03=A0pm, Dave Hazelwood <the_big_kah...@mailcity.com>
> >> >wrote:
> >> >> just =A0soooooo sweet !
>
> >> >Sorry - Dementieva's vocalizations on every shot just don't do it for
> >> >me - she sounds like a hyena getting broadsided by an automobile.
>
> >> >"Grunting" on the court needs to be banned on both the women's and
> >> >men's tours.
>
> >> ya know i was too busy watching her gorgeous ass to even notice.
>
> >> you must be a homo right ?
>
> >Hardly - Pennetta and Kirilenko are much more attractive, me thinks
> >(and they're a doubles team to boot!)
>
> i beg to differ. elena has the whole package. top to bottom. inside
> and out.

She's kinda resembles a horse... "why the long face" and all that.


   
Date: 29 Jan 2009 03:34:10
From: Dave Hazelwood
Subject: Re: Everything about Elena is .....
On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 19:31:03 -0800 (PST), dbrowne
<dbrowne1234@gmail.com > wrote:

>On Jan 28, 10:29 pm, Dave Hazelwood <the_big_kah...@mailcity.com>
>wrote:
>> On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 19:26:13 -0800 (PST), dbrowne
>>
>>
>>
>> <dbrowne1...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >On Jan 28, 10:20 pm, Dave Hazelwood <the_big_kah...@mailcity.com>
>> >wrote:
>> >> On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 19:17:47 -0800 (PST), dbrowne
>>
>> >> <dbrowne1...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >> >On Jan 28, 10:03 pm, Dave Hazelwood <the_big_kah...@mailcity.com>
>> >> >wrote:
>> >> >> just  soooooo sweet !
>>
>> >> >Sorry - Dementieva's vocalizations on every shot just don't do it for
>> >> >me - she sounds like a hyena getting broadsided by an automobile.
>>
>> >> >"Grunting" on the court needs to be banned on both the women's and
>> >> >men's tours.
>>
>> >> ya know i was too busy watching her gorgeous ass to even notice.
>>
>> >> you must be a homo right ?
>>
>> >Hardly - Pennetta and Kirilenko are much more attractive, me thinks
>> >(and they're a doubles team to boot!)
>>
>> i beg to differ. elena has the whole package. top to bottom. inside
>> and out.
>
>She's kinda resembles a horse... "why the long face" and all that.

rubbish. perhaps its because she is playing a water buffalo and your
making some sort of associative suggestion.


  
Date: 28 Jan 2009 19:26:13
From: dbrowne
Subject: Re: Everything about Elena is .....
On Jan 28, 10:20=A0pm, Dave Hazelwood <the_big_kah...@mailcity.com >
wrote:
> On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 19:17:47 -0800 (PST), dbrowne
>
> <dbrowne1...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >On Jan 28, 10:03=A0pm, Dave Hazelwood <the_big_kah...@mailcity.com>
> >wrote:
> >> just =A0soooooo sweet !
>
> >Sorry - Dementieva's vocalizations on every shot just don't do it for
> >me - she sounds like a hyena getting broadsided by an automobile.
>
> >"Grunting" on the court needs to be banned on both the women's and
> >men's tours.
>
> ya know i was too busy watching her gorgeous ass to even notice.
>
> you must be a homo right ?

Hardly - Pennetta and Kirilenko are much more attractive, me thinks
(and they're a doubles team to boot!)


   
Date: 28 Jan 2009 20:28:05
From: dbrowne
Subject: Re: Everything about Elena is .....
Two more reasons to not like Dementieva:

1) she didn't knock out SW
2) she was my finalist pick in the contest (winner Safina)

Damn that equestriatic she-male!


    
Date: 29 Jan 2009 04:31:29
From: Dave Hazelwood
Subject: Re: Everything about Elena is .....
On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 20:28:05 -0800 (PST), dbrowne
<dbrowne1234@gmail.com > wrote:

>Two more reasons to not like Dementieva:
>
>1) she didn't knock out SW
>2) she was my finalist pick in the contest (winner Safina)
>
>Damn that equestriatic she-male!


She is as close to 100% the perfect female with the only possible
improvement being the ditching of Steffi's nose. If her nose was half
the size she would be a 10 out of 10.


   
Date: 28 Jan 2009 20:25:38
From: dbrowne
Subject: Re: Everything about Elena is .....
On Jan 28, 11:22=A0pm, Dave Hazelwood <the_big_kah...@mailcity.com >
wrote:
> you must be a homo right ?

I'm a homo because I prefer women that don't have huge muscles, horsey
faces, and don't resemble male members of British royalty?


   
Date: 29 Jan 2009 03:29:14
From: Dave Hazelwood
Subject: Re: Everything about Elena is .....
On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 19:26:13 -0800 (PST), dbrowne
<dbrowne1234@gmail.com > wrote:

>On Jan 28, 10:20 pm, Dave Hazelwood <the_big_kah...@mailcity.com>
>wrote:
>> On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 19:17:47 -0800 (PST), dbrowne
>>
>> <dbrowne1...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> >On Jan 28, 10:03 pm, Dave Hazelwood <the_big_kah...@mailcity.com>
>> >wrote:
>> >> just  soooooo sweet !
>>
>> >Sorry - Dementieva's vocalizations on every shot just don't do it for
>> >me - she sounds like a hyena getting broadsided by an automobile.
>>
>> >"Grunting" on the court needs to be banned on both the women's and
>> >men's tours.
>>
>> ya know i was too busy watching her gorgeous ass to even notice.
>>
>> you must be a homo right ?
>
>Hardly - Pennetta and Kirilenko are much more attractive, me thinks
>(and they're a doubles team to boot!)


i beg to differ. elena has the whole package. top to bottom. inside
and out.


  
Date: 28 Jan 2009 19:24:37
From:
Subject: Re: Everything about Elena is .....
On Jan 28, 9:20=A0pm, Dave Hazelwood <the_big_kah...@mailcity.com >
wrote:
> On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 19:17:47 -0800 (PST), dbrowne
>
> <dbrowne1...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >On Jan 28, 10:03=A0pm, Dave Hazelwood <the_big_kah...@mailcity.com>
> >wrote:
> >> just =A0soooooo sweet !
>
> >Sorry - Dementieva's vocalizations on every shot just don't do it for
> >me - she sounds like a hyena getting broadsided by an automobile.
>
> >"Grunting" on the court needs to be banned on both the women's and
> >men's tours.
>
> ya know i was too busy watching her gorgeous ass to even notice.
>
> you must be a homo right ?

She has an amazing ass, no doubt about it. She should pose in a
bikini.



  
Date: 29 Jan 2009 03:20:35
From: Dave Hazelwood
Subject: Re: Everything about Elena is .....
On Wed, 28 Jan 2009 19:17:47 -0800 (PST), dbrowne
<dbrowne1234@gmail.com > wrote:

>On Jan 28, 10:03 pm, Dave Hazelwood <the_big_kah...@mailcity.com>
>wrote:
>> just  soooooo sweet !
>
>Sorry - Dementieva's vocalizations on every shot just don't do it for
>me - she sounds like a hyena getting broadsided by an automobile.
>
>"Grunting" on the court needs to be banned on both the women's and
>men's tours.


ya know i was too busy watching her gorgeous ass to even notice.

you must be a homo right ?


 
Date: 28 Jan 2009 19:14:54
From: Calimero
Subject: Re: Everything about Elena is .....
On Jan 29, 4:03=A0am, Dave Hazelwood <the_big_kah...@mailcity.com >
wrote:
> just =A0soooooo sweet !


But she doesn't move very gracefully either.


Max