tennis-forum.net
Promoting tennis discussion.

Main
Date: 09 Feb 2009 12:32:16
From: Superdave
Subject: I hear Rafa is coming out with a new line of perfume ...



The fragrance is to be called:

EAU DE BULL BOTTOM

Each sachet is unique and made from his own "personal essence"
freshly "picked" while on court playing a real ATP tennis match !

Each bottle will be engraved with the date, match, set, game and point
of the "picking" so that the buyer can watch on video the exact moment
of harvest which will enhance the nasal exhuberance with a visual
"hit" as well.

Better run out and get yours today Rafa fans because supply is limited
as only a finite number of "pickings" can be made per match.

Dirt ass cheap at only USD$ 99 for a "strong" 1 ml sachet(*).

That's enough to get you through watching a complete 5 setter at his
next slam final while smelling just like Rafa !

It's the next best thing to having him live in your living room !!!

Don't delay and be disappointed. Demand is already exceeding supply.

EAU DE BULL BOTTOM is :

Best when used as directed :

1. Remove clothing
2. Open sachet
3. Dip applicator into sachet and wet thoroughly
4. Apply to anal sphinchter using applicator
5. Replace clothing
6. Scratch your ass when Rafa scratches his during a match
7. Smell your fingers
8. Say ahhh Rafa that's you !
9. Say Vamos Rafa !
10. Repeat as necessary

* (Can be "diluted" with witch hazel if necessary to lower potency for
asthmatic Rafa fans)




 
Date: 09 Feb 2009 05:54:07
From: Quincy
Subject: Re: I hear Rafa is coming out with a new line of perfume ...
http://fearofbliss.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/rafael_nadal12_116.jpg
http://sp9.fotologs.net/photo/57/47/63/gachitas/1199903829_f.jpg
http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/06/nadal3.jpg


  
Date: 09 Feb 2009 17:16:20
From:
Subject: Re: SD Wine, Inc.
On Feb 9, 10:25=A0am, blueskates1...@aol.com wrote:
> That's going to be a big hit but nothing will MATCH the new wine that
> came out seconds after the last ball was struck at the AO final.
>
> SD Whine, Inc., Sobbing Meadows, CA - best served after a FO,
> Wimbledon or AO final.
>
> lol.

Good one, blueskates.


  
Date: 09 Feb 2009 07:25:13
From:
Subject: SD Wine, Inc.
That's going to be a big hit but nothing will MATCH the new wine that
came out seconds after the last ball was struck at the AO final.

SD Whine, Inc., Sobbing Meadows, CA - best served after a FO,
Wimbledon or AO final.

lol.







  
Date: 09 Feb 2009 07:02:34
From: Professor X
Subject: Re: I hear Rafa is coming out with a new line of perfume ...
On Feb 9, 1:59=A0pm, Superdave <the.big.rst.kah...@gmail.com > wrote:
> On Mon, 9 Feb 2009 05:54:07 -0800 (PST), Quincy <ab...@email.de>
> wrote:
>
> >http://fearofbliss.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/rafael_nadal12_116.jpg
> >http://sp9.fotologs.net/photo/57/47/63/gachitas/1199903829_f.jpg
> >http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/06/nadal3.jpg
>
> The fragrance is to be called:
>
> EAU DE BULL BOTTOM
>
> Each sachet is unique and made from =A0his own "personal essence"
> freshly "picked" while on court playing a real ATP tennis match !
>
> Each bottle will be engraved with the date, match, set, game and point
> of the "picking" so that the buyer can watch on video the exact moment
> of harvest which will enhance the nasal exhuberance with a visual
> "hit" as well.
>
> Better run out and get yours today Rafa fans because supply is limited
> as only a finite number of "pickings" can be made per match.
>
> Dirt ass cheap at only USD$ 99 for a "strong" 1 ml sachet(*).
>
> That's enough to get you through watching a complete 5 setter at his
> next slam final while smelling just like Rafa !
>
> It's the next best thing to having him live in your living room !!!
>
> Don't delay and be disappointed. Demand is already exceeding supply.
>
> EAU DE BULL BOTTOM is :
>
> Best when used as directed :
>
> 1. Remove clothing
> 2. Open sachet
> 3. Dip applicator into sachet and wet thoroughly
> 4. Apply to anal sphinchter using applicator
> 5. Replace clothing
> 6. Scratch your ass when Rafa scratches his during a match
> 7. Smell your fingers
> 8. Say ahhh Rafa that's you !
> 9. Say Vamos Rafa !
> 10. Repeat as necessary
>
> * (Can be "diluted" with witch hazel if necessary to lower potency for
> asthmatic Rafa fans)

Oh dear, you are quite a viscious anti-nadal troll dave, at least I
keep my fed trolling good-natured.


  
Date: 09 Feb 2009 13:59:28
From: Superdave
Subject: Re: I hear Rafa is coming out with a new line of perfume ...
On Mon, 9 Feb 2009 05:54:07 -0800 (PST), Quincy <abydr@email.de >
wrote:

>http://fearofbliss.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/rafael_nadal12_116.jpg
>http://sp9.fotologs.net/photo/57/47/63/gachitas/1199903829_f.jpg
>http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/06/nadal3.jpg



The fragrance is to be called:

EAU DE BULL BOTTOM

Each sachet is unique and made from his own "personal essence"
freshly "picked" while on court playing a real ATP tennis match !

Each bottle will be engraved with the date, match, set, game and point
of the "picking" so that the buyer can watch on video the exact moment
of harvest which will enhance the nasal exhuberance with a visual
"hit" as well.

Better run out and get yours today Rafa fans because supply is limited
as only a finite number of "pickings" can be made per match.

Dirt ass cheap at only USD$ 99 for a "strong" 1 ml sachet(*).

That's enough to get you through watching a complete 5 setter at his
next slam final while smelling just like Rafa !

It's the next best thing to having him live in your living room !!!

Don't delay and be disappointed. Demand is already exceeding supply.

EAU DE BULL BOTTOM is :

Best when used as directed :

1. Remove clothing
2. Open sachet
3. Dip applicator into sachet and wet thoroughly
4. Apply to anal sphinchter using applicator
5. Replace clothing
6. Scratch your ass when Rafa scratches his during a match
7. Smell your fingers
8. Say ahhh Rafa that's you !
9. Say Vamos Rafa !
10. Repeat as necessary

* (Can be "diluted" with witch hazel if necessary to lower potency for
asthmatic Rafa fans)