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Date: 30 Jan 2009 13:01:32
From: Raja
Subject: The "Whisper is so dumb" thread
Whisper is so dumb he got run over by a parked car
Whisper is so dumb he tripped on a cordless phone
Whisper is so dumb he starved to death when he got locked in a
supermarket
Whisper is so dumb he went looking around the corner for Christmas
Whisper is so dumb he studied for a blood test
Whisper is so dumb he tried to drown a fish

go ahead and add to it






 
Date: 30 Jan 2009 22:49:03
From: amy
Subject: Re: The "Whisper is so dumb" thread
On Jan 30, 3:01=A0pm, Raja <zepflo...@gmail.com > wrote:
> Whisper is so dumb he got run over by a parked car
> Whisper is so dumb he tripped on a cordless phone
> Whisper is so dumb he starved to death when he got locked in a
> supermarket
> Whisper is so dumb he went looking around the corner for Christmas
> Whisper is so dumb he studied for a blood test
> Whisper is so dumb he tried to drown a fish
>
> go ahead and add to it

ragay is so dumb he got run over by a parked car
ragay is so dumb he tripped on a cordless phone
ragay is so dumb he starved to death when he got locked in a
supermarket
ragay is so dumb he went looking around the corner for Christmas
ragay is so dumb he studied for a blood test
ragay is so dumb he tried to drown a fish
i corrected it for you



 
Date: 30 Jan 2009 18:33:53
From: JJ
Subject: Re: The "Whisper is so dumb" thread
On Jan 30, 9:26=A0pm, Raja <zepflo...@gmail.com > wrote:
>
> By the way TJT, have you heard Hawkwind's Space Ritual? I think it is
> the best live album ever. Words can't describe the wrath of insanity
> on that album!

Hey, this thread is *not* about Rajarrhea, damnit.... and Space Ritual
sucks!


 
Date: 30 Jan 2009 18:26:17
From: Raja
Subject: Re: The "Whisper is so dumb" thread
On Jan 30, 4:18=A0pm, "jdeluise" <jdelu...@gmail.com > wrote:
> On 30-Jan-2009, Raja <zepflo...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > On Jan 30, 3:51=A0pm, TT <g...@Olympics.org> wrote:
> > > Raja wrote:
> > > > Whisper is so dumb he got run over by a parked car
> > > > Whisper is so dumb he tripped on a cordless phone
> > > > Whisper is so dumb he starved to death when he got locked in a
> > > > supermarket
> > > > Whisper is so dumb he went looking around the corner for Christmas
> > > > Whisper is so dumb he studied for a blood test
> > > > Whisper is so dumb he tried to drown a fish
>
> > > > go ahead and add to it
>
> > > Whisper is so dumb that he's almost genius
>
> > Genius at being dumb
>
> Well you have to remember that TJT once referred to Whisper as some kind =
of
> verbal genius...

You are welcome.

By the way TJT, have you heard Hawkwind's Space Ritual? I think it is
the best live album ever. Words can't describe the wrath of insanity
on that album!



 
Date: 30 Jan 2009 17:55:42
From: kaennorsing
Subject: Re: "Whisperrhea"
On 31 jan, 02:33, Sao Paulo Swallow <Sao_Paulo_Swal...@yahoo.com >
wrote:
> On Jan 30, 5:32=A0pm, JJ <dbrowne1...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > How about a "Whisperrhea" thread (where he goes on and on about his
> > implausible "talents"). =A0Here's a fun one I came up with after a quic=
k
> > search:
>
> > "I played a guy a yr ago who used to play satellites & the secondary
> > Euro tour
> > yrs ago (he's late 30's now) & beat him 6-1 6-2 6-0 6-0 6-1 6-0. He
> > also played against Agassi as a
> > junior."
>
> > Classic!
>
> Six sets?

He beat him (on the head with his racquet) then continued as the poor
(subconscious) guy lay motionless as Whimper continued to string games
together. Time after time (point penalizing him for violating the 20
second rule, then) breaking serve. Holding with lots of aces and
losing only a handful of games (he couldn't be arsed) by doubling.

He had so much fun he kept beating him like that for 6 successive
sets.


 
Date: 30 Jan 2009 17:43:13
From: Sao Paulo Swallow
Subject: Re: "Whisperrhea"
On Jan 30, 5:36=A0pm, JJ <dbrowne1...@gmail.com > wrote:
> On Jan 30, 8:33=A0pm, Sao Paulo Swallow <Sao_Paulo_Swal...@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
>
> > On Jan 30, 5:32=A0pm, JJ <dbrowne1...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > How about a "Whisperrhea" thread (where he goes on and on about his
> > > implausible "talents"). =A0Here's a fun one I came up with after a qu=
ick
> > > search:
>
> > > "I played a guy a yr ago who used to play satellites & the secondary
> > > Euro tour
> > > yrs ago (he's late 30's now) & beat him 6-1 6-2 6-0 6-0 6-1 6-0. He
> > > also played against Agassi as a
> > > junior."
>
> > > Classic!
>
> > Six sets?
>
> Oops - I must have left out one of the sets. =A0Haven't you noticed
> Whisper plays best-of-13 (or more) sets?

Whisper, Jan 26, 2003: "All I can say is Roddick will win at least 5
or 6 slams. Looking any
further into the future is pointless at this early stage. We'll see
where he stands in 2 or 3 yrs....."


 
Date: 30 Jan 2009 17:36:09
From: JJ
Subject: Re: "Whisperrhea"
On Jan 30, 8:33=A0pm, Sao Paulo Swallow <Sao_Paulo_Swal...@yahoo.com >
wrote:
> On Jan 30, 5:32=A0pm, JJ <dbrowne1...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > How about a "Whisperrhea" thread (where he goes on and on about his
> > implausible "talents"). =A0Here's a fun one I came up with after a quic=
k
> > search:
>
> > "I played a guy a yr ago who used to play satellites & the secondary
> > Euro tour
> > yrs ago (he's late 30's now) & beat him 6-1 6-2 6-0 6-0 6-1 6-0. He
> > also played against Agassi as a
> > junior."
>
> > Classic!
>
> Six sets?

Oops - I must have left out one of the sets. Haven't you noticed
Whisper plays best-of-13 (or more) sets?


 
Date: 30 Jan 2009 17:33:22
From: Sao Paulo Swallow
Subject: Re: "Whisperrhea"
On Jan 30, 5:32=A0pm, JJ <dbrowne1...@gmail.com > wrote:
> How about a "Whisperrhea" thread (where he goes on and on about his
> implausible "talents"). =A0Here's a fun one I came up with after a quick
> search:
>
> "I played a guy a yr ago who used to play satellites & the secondary
> Euro tour
> yrs ago (he's late 30's now) & beat him 6-1 6-2 6-0 6-0 6-1 6-0. He
> also played against Agassi as a
> junior."
>
> Classic!

Six sets?


 
Date: 30 Jan 2009 14:15:20
From: Raja
Subject: Re: The "Whisper is so dumb" thread
On Jan 30, 3:51=A0pm, TT <g...@Olympics.org > wrote:
> Raja wrote:
> > Whisper is so dumb he got run over by a parked car
> > Whisper is so dumb he tripped on a cordless phone
> > Whisper is so dumb he starved to death when he got locked in a
> > supermarket
> > Whisper is so dumb he went looking around the corner for Christmas
> > Whisper is so dumb he studied for a blood test
> > Whisper is so dumb he tried to drown a fish
>
> > go ahead and add to it
>
> Whisper is so dumb that he's almost genius

Genius at being dumb


  
Date: 30 Jan 2009 22:18:11
From: jdeluise
Subject: Re: The "Whisper is so dumb" thread

On 30-Jan-2009, Raja <zepfloyes@gmail.com > wrote:

> On Jan 30, 3:51 pm, TT <g...@Olympics.org> wrote:
> > Raja wrote:
> > > Whisper is so dumb he got run over by a parked car
> > > Whisper is so dumb he tripped on a cordless phone
> > > Whisper is so dumb he starved to death when he got locked in a
> > > supermarket
> > > Whisper is so dumb he went looking around the corner for Christmas
> > > Whisper is so dumb he studied for a blood test
> > > Whisper is so dumb he tried to drown a fish
> >
> > > go ahead and add to it
> >
> > Whisper is so dumb that he's almost genius
>
> Genius at being dumb

Well you have to remember that TJT once referred to Whisper as some kind of
verbal genius...


   
Date: 31 Jan 2009 00:23:29
From: TT
Subject: Re: The "Whisper is so dumb" thread
jdeluise wrote:
> On 30-Jan-2009, Raja <zepfloyes@gmail.com> wrote:
>
>> On Jan 30, 3:51 pm, TT <g...@Olympics.org> wrote:
>>> Raja wrote:
>>>> Whisper is so dumb he got run over by a parked car
>>>> Whisper is so dumb he tripped on a cordless phone
>>>> Whisper is so dumb he starved to death when he got locked in a
>>>> supermarket
>>>> Whisper is so dumb he went looking around the corner for Christmas
>>>> Whisper is so dumb he studied for a blood test
>>>> Whisper is so dumb he tried to drown a fish
>>>> go ahead and add to it
>>> Whisper is so dumb that he's almost genius
>> Genius at being dumb
>
> Well you have to remember that TJT once referred to Whisper as some kind of
> verbal genius...

Actually Raja was closer here.

--
"Now I have so many dreams to chase - the French Open, an Olympic
singles gold medal in London in 2012, the Davis Cup for Switzerland"


 
Date: 30 Jan 2009 23:51:04
From: TT
Subject: Re: The "Whisper is so dumb" thread
Raja wrote:
> Whisper is so dumb he got run over by a parked car
> Whisper is so dumb he tripped on a cordless phone
> Whisper is so dumb he starved to death when he got locked in a
> supermarket
> Whisper is so dumb he went looking around the corner for Christmas
> Whisper is so dumb he studied for a blood test
> Whisper is so dumb he tried to drown a fish
>
> go ahead and add to it
>
>

Whisper is so dumb that he's almost genius

--
"Now I have so many dreams to chase - the French Open, an Olympic
singles gold medal in London in 2012, the Davis Cup for Switzerland"


 
Date: 30 Jan 2009 13:05:48
From: Raja
Subject: Re: The "Whisper is so dumb" thread
On Jan 30, 3:02=A0pm, Sao Paulo Swallow <Sao_Paulo_Swal...@yahoo.com >
wrote:
> On Jan 30, 1:01=A0pm, Raja <zepflo...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > Whisper is so dumb he got run over by a parked car
> > Whisper is so dumb he tripped on a cordless phone
> > Whisper is so dumb he starved to death when he got locked in a
> > supermarket
> > Whisper is so dumb he went looking around the corner for Christmas
> > Whisper is so dumb he studied for a blood test
> > Whisper is so dumb he tried to drown a fish
>
> > go ahead and add to it
>
> Whisper is so dumb he pegged Andy Roddick for 10+ slams.

Whisper is so dumb he thinks he is not dumb


 
Date: 30 Jan 2009 13:04:32
From: andrew.reys@gmail.com
Subject: Re: The "Whisper is so dumb" thread
On Jan 30, 1:01 pm, Raja <zepflo...@gmail.com > wrote:
> Whisper is so dumb he got run over by a parked car
> Whisper is so dumb he tripped on a cordless phone
> Whisper is so dumb he starved to death when he got locked in a
> supermarket
> Whisper is so dumb he went looking around the corner for Christmas
> Whisper is so dumb he studied for a blood test
> Whisper is so dumb he tried to drown a fish
>
> go ahead and add to it

Whisper is so dumb sometimes the threads he starts are almost as inane
as Raja's.

Did I do this right?


 
Date: 30 Jan 2009 13:02:58
From: Sao Paulo Swallow
Subject: Re: The "Whisper is so dumb" thread
On Jan 30, 1:01=A0pm, Raja <zepflo...@gmail.com > wrote:
> Whisper is so dumb he got run over by a parked car
> Whisper is so dumb he tripped on a cordless phone
> Whisper is so dumb he starved to death when he got locked in a
> supermarket
> Whisper is so dumb he went looking around the corner for Christmas
> Whisper is so dumb he studied for a blood test
> Whisper is so dumb he tried to drown a fish
>
> go ahead and add to it

Whisper is so dumb he pegged Andy Roddick for 10+ slams.


  
Date: 31 Jan 2009 00:59:21
From: Dave Hazelwood
Subject: Re: The "Whisper is so dumb" thread
On Fri, 30 Jan 2009 13:02:58 -0800 (PST), Sao Paulo Swallow
<Sao_Paulo_Swallow@yahoo.com > wrote:

>On Jan 30, 1:01 pm, Raja <zepflo...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> Whisper is so dumb he got run over by a parked car
>> Whisper is so dumb he tripped on a cordless phone
>> Whisper is so dumb he starved to death when he got locked in a
>> supermarket
>> Whisper is so dumb he went looking around the corner for Christmas
>> Whisper is so dumb he studied for a blood test
>> Whisper is so dumb he tried to drown a fish
>>
>> go ahead and add to it
>
>Whisper is so dumb he pegged Andy Roddick for 10+ slams.


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