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Date: 05 Feb 2009 13:03:13
From: Superdave
Subject: Top Ten reasons why Whisper is a mental midget

1. He is incapable of defending his ludicrous statements.

2. He contradicts himself when anyone uses one of his own ludicrous
statements against him. He tries to have it both ways.

3. He "makes stuff up" to support his own conclusions. Like 7543.

4. He "arbitrarily decides" what records are important and what ones
are not. Of course it is just an "accident" that Sampras holds all the
important ones.

5. He "puffs up" any and all players of the moment to make Federer
look bad simply because Federer is a threat to his idol Sampras. In
actual fact he hates Rafa, his game and everything about him.

6. He "pretends" others are great in his mind such as McEnroe,
Mercir, etc but this is just a beard for his absolute love for
Sampras and no other.

7. He values "prestige" more than great tennis.

8. He makes multiple predictions with multiple outcomes and then
always refers to the correct one after the fact claiming he was right
and is a genius, when in fact he is a mutant first class.

9. He wears batman costumes around the house.

10. He's Australian !




 
Date: 05 Feb 2009 10:13:00
From: Fan
Subject: Re: Top Ten reasons why Whisper is a mental midget
On Feb 5, 2:03=A0pm, Superdave <the.big.rst.kah...@gmail.com > wrote:
> 1. He is incapable of defending his ludicrous statements.
>
> 2. He contradicts himself when anyone uses one of his own ludicrous
> statements against him. He tries to have it both ways.
>
> 3. He "makes stuff up" to support his own conclusions. Like 7543.
>
> 4. He "arbitrarily decides" what records are important and what ones
> are not. Of course it is just an "accident" that Sampras holds all the
> important ones.
>
> 5. He "puffs up" any and all players of the moment to make Federer
> look bad simply because Federer is a threat to his idol Sampras. In
> actual fact he hates Rafa, his game and everything about him.
>
> 6. He "pretends" others are great in his mind =A0such as McEnroe,
> Mercir, etc but this is just =A0a beard for his absolute love for
> Sampras and no other.
>
> 7. He values "prestige" more than great tennis.
>
> 8. He makes multiple predictions with multiple outcomes and then
> always refers to the correct one after the fact claiming he was right
> and is a genius, =A0when in fact he is a mutant first class.
>
> 9. He wears batman costumes around the house.
>
> 10. He's Australian !

Very nice Hazy :) How are you holding up?


  
Date: 06 Feb 2009 11:42:39
From: Superdave
Subject: Re: Top Ten reasons why Whisper is a mental midget
On Thu, 5 Feb 2009 10:13:00 -0800 (PST), Fan
<TurnagainArm@hotmail.com > wrote:

>On Feb 5, 2:03 pm, Superdave <the.big.rst.kah...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> 1. He is incapable of defending his ludicrous statements.
>>
>> 2. He contradicts himself when anyone uses one of his own ludicrous
>> statements against him. He tries to have it both ways.
>>
>> 3. He "makes stuff up" to support his own conclusions. Like 7543.
>>
>> 4. He "arbitrarily decides" what records are important and what ones
>> are not. Of course it is just an "accident" that Sampras holds all the
>> important ones.
>>
>> 5. He "puffs up" any and all players of the moment to make Federer
>> look bad simply because Federer is a threat to his idol Sampras. In
>> actual fact he hates Rafa, his game and everything about him.
>>
>> 6. He "pretends" others are great in his mind  such as McEnroe,
>> Mercir, etc but this is just  a beard for his absolute love for
>> Sampras and no other.
>>
>> 7. He values "prestige" more than great tennis.
>>
>> 8. He makes multiple predictions with multiple outcomes and then
>> always refers to the correct one after the fact claiming he was right
>> and is a genius,  when in fact he is a mutant first class.
>>
>> 9. He wears batman costumes around the house.
>>
>> 10. He's Australian !
>
>Very nice Hazy :) How are you holding up?


danke ist gute und uhnen ?


 
Date: 05 Feb 2009 09:57:57
From:
Subject: Re: Top Ten reasons why Whisper is a mental midget
On Feb 5, 8:03=A0am, Superdave <the.big.rst.kah...@gmail.com > wrote:
> 1. He is incapable of defending his ludicrous statements.
>
> 2. He contradicts himself when anyone uses one of his own ludicrous
> statements against him. He tries to have it both ways.
>
> 3. He "makes stuff up" to support his own conclusions. Like 7543.
>
> 4. He "arbitrarily decides" what records are important and what ones
> are not. Of course it is just an "accident" that Sampras holds all the
> important ones.
>
> 5. He "puffs up" any and all players of the moment to make Federer
> look bad simply because Federer is a threat to his idol Sampras. In
> actual fact he hates Rafa, his game and everything about him.
>
> 6. He "pretends" others are great in his mind =A0such as McEnroe,
> Mercir, etc but this is just =A0a beard for his absolute love for
> Sampras and no other.
>
> 7. He values "prestige" more than great tennis.
>
> 8. He makes multiple predictions with multiple outcomes and then
> always refers to the correct one after the fact claiming he was right
> and is a genius, =A0when in fact he is a mutant first class.
>
> 9. He wears batman costumes around the house.
>
> 10. He's Australian !

Dave and Whisper are actually good buddies, sort of like the
characters in Trading Places with Eddie Murphy.

They try to rile everyone up - and it works.

Let it go people, let it go!




 
Date: 05 Feb 2009 07:52:08
From: Sao Paulo Swallow
Subject: Re: Top Ten reasons why Whisper is a mental midget
On Feb 5, 5:03=A0am, Superdave <the.big.rst.kah...@gmail.com > wrote:
> 1. He is incapable of defending his ludicrous statements.
>
> 2. He contradicts himself when anyone uses one of his own ludicrous
> statements against him. He tries to have it both ways.
>
> 3. He "makes stuff up" to support his own conclusions. Like 7543.
>
> 4. He "arbitrarily decides" what records are important and what ones
> are not. Of course it is just an "accident" that Sampras holds all the
> important ones.
>
> 5. He "puffs up" any and all players of the moment to make Federer
> look bad simply because Federer is a threat to his idol Sampras. In
> actual fact he hates Rafa, his game and everything about him.
>
> 6. He "pretends" others are great in his mind =A0such as McEnroe,
> Mercir, etc but this is just =A0a beard for his absolute love for
> Sampras and no other.
>
> 7. He values "prestige" more than great tennis.
>
> 8. He makes multiple predictions with multiple outcomes and then
> always refers to the correct one after the fact claiming he was right
> and is a genius, =A0when in fact he is a mutant first class.
>
> 9. He wears batman costumes around the house.
>
> 10. He's Australian !

I thought you were Hazelwood. Doesn't sound like Hazelwood.


  
Date: 05 Feb 2009 08:26:29
From: Sao Paulo Swallow
Subject: Re: Top Ten reasons why Whisper is a mental midget
On Feb 5, 8:13=A0am, Joe Ramirez <josephmrami...@netzero.com > wrote:
> On Feb 5, 10:52=A0am, Sao Paulo Swallow <Sao_Paulo_Swal...@yahoo.com>
> wrote:
>
> > I thought you were Hazelwood. Doesn't sound like Hazelwood.
>
> FWIW, it's Hazelwood. Note the misspelling, "Mercir." Dave does that a
> lot.
>

I think his use of the word "arbitrarily" fooled me ;-)


  
Date: 05 Feb 2009 08:13:05
From: Joe Ramirez
Subject: Re: Top Ten reasons why Whisper is a mental midget
On Feb 5, 10:52=A0am, Sao Paulo Swallow <Sao_Paulo_Swal...@yahoo.com >
wrote:

> I thought you were Hazelwood. Doesn't sound like Hazelwood.

FWIW, it's Hazelwood. Note the misspelling, "Mercir." Dave does that a
lot.

Joe Ramirez


   
Date: 06 Feb 2009 11:41:41
From: Superdave
Subject: Re: Top Ten reasons why Whisper is a mental midget
On Thu, 5 Feb 2009 08:13:05 -0800 (PST), Joe Ramirez
<josephmramirez@netzero.com > wrote:

>On Feb 5, 10:52 am, Sao Paulo Swallow <Sao_Paulo_Swal...@yahoo.com>
>wrote:
>
>> I thought you were Hazelwood. Doesn't sound like Hazelwood.
>
>FWIW, it's Hazelwood. Note the misspelling, "Mercir." Dave does that a
>lot.
>
>Joe Ramirez


glad to see you notice my little "signatures".


 
Date: 05 Feb 2009 06:51:44
From: drew
Subject: Re: Top Ten reasons why Whisper is a mental midget
On Feb 5, 8:03 am, Superdave <the.big.rst.kah...@gmail.com > wrote:
>

He spends a lot of time discussing a sport he doesn't enjoy watching.

I don't know if that proves he's a mental midget, but it's a pretty
pathetic hobby.

He pretends that he is on par with professional tennis players in
terms of ability. He even believes that he can volley better than
today's pros even though he lives in the remote outback and probably
has never played anybody above the 5.0 level in his whole life.