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Date: 18 Dec 2008 06:22:34
From: Frank Jasonia
Subject: clueless Lindsay Davenport is 'unexpectedly' pregnant
I guess this stupid twat doesn't realize that if you have unprotected
intercourse that you can get pregnant. No mention of a husband in
this article (of course). Does she even know who the father is?


http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/tennis/story/817431.html

Davenport pregnant, withdrawals from WTA Tour indefinitely
By Sports Network
The Sports Network
Three-time Grand Slam winner and American Lindsay Davenport announced
Wednesday that she has withdrawn from the WTA Tour indefinitely after
disclosing that she is pregnant.

She recently entered the 2009 Australian Open last week amid rumors
about her retirement, but she was forced to back out unexpectedly.

"Of course this unexpected but exciting surprise now means I will be
putting tennis on hold for the forseeable future," Davenport said.

Davenport, 32, has won three of the four major tournaments -- the 1998
US Open, 1999 Wimbledon and 2000 Australian Open. She has won 55
career singles titles and 37 doubles titles -- including three Grand
Slam doubles tournaments. She has previously been ranked No. 1 in both
singles and doubles -- one of only five women to accomplish the feat.

She recently returned to the WTA Tour in late 2007 after giving birth
to her first child, Jagger. She has won four titles since returning
and made it to the second round of 2008's Wimbledon and the third
round of the most recent US Open.







 
Date: 19 Dec 2008 18:22:20
From: Guy Bannis
Subject: Re: clueless Lindsay Davenport is 'unexpectedly' pregnant
In article <4949eb78.17683656@news.us.easynews.com >,
frank443@aol.com (Frank Jasonia) wrote:

> I guess this stupid twat doesn't realize that if you have unprotected
> intercourse that you can get pregnant. No mention of a husband in
> this article (of course). Does she even know who the father is?

Sounds like you have no clue who Lindsay Davenport is. BTW, she's
happily married and this is their second child.


 
Date: 18 Dec 2008 18:05:24
From: explorer
Subject: Re: clueless Lindsay Davenport is 'unexpectedly' pregnant
x-no-archive: yes
"Frank Jasonia" <frank443@aol.com > wrote in message
news:4949eb78.17683656@news.us.easynews.com...
>I guess this stupid twat doesn't realize that if you have unprotected
> intercourse that you can get pregnant. No mention of a husband in
> this article (of course). Does she even know who the father is?
>
>

Yes, actually. She wanted to tell you herself, but it's you.



> http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/tennis/story/817431.html
>
> Davenport pregnant, withdrawals from WTA Tour indefinitely
> By Sports Network
> The Sports Network
> Three-time Grand Slam winner and American Lindsay Davenport announced
> Wednesday that she has withdrawn from the WTA Tour indefinitely after
> disclosing that she is pregnant.
>
> She recently entered the 2009 Australian Open last week amid rumors
> about her retirement, but she was forced to back out unexpectedly.
>
> "Of course this unexpected but exciting surprise now means I will be
> putting tennis on hold for the forseeable future," Davenport said.
>
> Davenport, 32, has won three of the four major tournaments -- the 1998
> US Open, 1999 Wimbledon and 2000 Australian Open. She has won 55
> career singles titles and 37 doubles titles -- including three Grand
> Slam doubles tournaments. She has previously been ranked No. 1 in both
> singles and doubles -- one of only five women to accomplish the feat.
>
> She recently returned to the WTA Tour in late 2007 after giving birth
> to her first child, Jagger. She has won four titles since returning
> and made it to the second round of 2008's Wimbledon and the third
> round of the most recent US Open.
>
>
>




 
Date: 18 Dec 2008 12:54:13
From: andrew.reys@gmail.com
Subject: Re: clueless Lindsay Davenport is 'unexpectedly' pregnant
On Dec 17, 10:22 pm, frank...@aol.com (Frank Jasonia) wrote:
> I guess this stupid twat doesn't realize that if you have unprotected
> intercourse that you can get pregnant. No mention of a husband in
> this article (of course). Does she even know who the father is?
>
> http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/tennis/story/817431.html
>
> Davenport pregnant, withdrawals from WTA Tour indefinitely
> By Sports Network
> The Sports Network
> Three-time Grand Slam winner and American Lindsay Davenport announced
> Wednesday that she has withdrawn from the WTA Tour indefinitely after
> disclosing that she is pregnant.
>
> She recently entered the 2009 Australian Open last week amid rumors
> about her retirement, but she was forced to back out unexpectedly.
>
> "Of course this unexpected but exciting surprise now means I will be
> putting tennis on hold for the forseeable future," Davenport said.
>
> Davenport, 32, has won three of the four major tournaments -- the 1998
> US Open, 1999 Wimbledon and 2000 Australian Open. She has won 55
> career singles titles and 37 doubles titles -- including three Grand
> Slam doubles tournaments. She has previously been ranked No. 1 in both
> singles and doubles -- one of only five women to accomplish the feat.
>
> She recently returned to the WTA Tour in late 2007 after giving birth
> to her first child, Jagger. She has won four titles since returning
> and made it to the second round of 2008's Wimbledon and the third
> round of the most recent US Open.

I guess this stupid twat doesn't realize that having unprotected
intercourse is no guarantee of getting pregnant, especially if you
time it right - but that even then anomalies can happen.


 
Date: 18 Dec 2008 10:39:55
From: mooseboyskip@hotmail.com
Subject: Re: clueless Lindsay Davenport is 'unexpectedly' pregnant
On Dec 18, 1:22=A0am, frank...@aol.com (Frank Jasonia) wrote:
> I guess this stupid twat doesn't realize that if you have unprotected
> intercourse that you can get pregnant. =A0 No mention of a husband in
> this article (of course). =A0 Does she even know who the father is?
>
> http://www.miamiherald.com/sports/tennis/story/817431.html
>
> Davenport pregnant, withdrawals from WTA Tour indefinitely
> By Sports Network
> The Sports Network
> Three-time Grand Slam winner and American Lindsay Davenport announced
> Wednesday that she has withdrawn from the WTA Tour indefinitely after
> disclosing that she is pregnant.
>
> She recently entered the 2009 Australian Open last week amid rumors
> about her retirement, but she was forced to back out unexpectedly.
>
> "Of course this unexpected but exciting surprise now means I will be
> putting tennis on hold for the forseeable future," Davenport said.
>
> Davenport, 32, has won three of the four major tournaments -- the 1998
> US Open, 1999 Wimbledon and 2000 Australian Open. She has won 55
> career singles titles and 37 doubles titles -- including three Grand
> Slam doubles tournaments. She has previously been ranked No. 1 in both
> singles and doubles -- one of only five women to accomplish the feat.
>
> She recently returned to the WTA Tour in late 2007 after giving birth
> to her first child, Jagger. She has won four titles since returning
> and made it to the second round of 2008's Wimbledon and the third
> round of the most recent US Open.

According to Wikipedia:
In 2003, she married investment banker and former All-American tennis
player Jon Leach, brother of tennis player Rick Leach.

That took about 40 seconds to look up. The Internet! It's an amazing
thing!


  
Date: 19 Dec 2008 11:56:23
From: Javier Gonzalez
Subject: Re: clueless Lindsay Davenport is 'unexpectedly' pregnant
mooseboyskip@hotmail.com <mooseboyskip@hotmail.com > wrote:
> According to Wikipedia:
> In 2003, she married investment banker and former All-American tennis
> player Jon Leach, brother of tennis player Rick Leach.
>
> That took about 40 seconds to look up. The Internet! It's an amazing
> thing!

"Triple grand slam winner Lindsay Davenport has pulled out of the Australian
Open because former All-American tennis player Jon Leach did not"

$0.02 to fark


   
Date: 19 Dec 2008 19:11:18
From: Joubert
Subject: Re: clueless Lindsay Davenport is 'unexpectedly' pregnant
Javier Gonzalez wrote:

> "Triple grand slam winner Lindsay Davenport has pulled out of the Australian
> Open because former All-American tennis player Jon Leach did not"
>
> $0.02 to fark

This one is nice. Very nice.


 
Date: 18 Dec 2008 01:40:21
From: pltrgyst
Subject: Re: clueless Lindsay Davenport is 'unexpectedly' pregnant
On Thu, 18 Dec 2008 06:22:34 GMT, frank443@aol.com (Frank Jasonia) wrote:

>I guess this stupid twat doesn't realize that if you have unprotected
>intercourse that you can get pregnant. No mention of a husband in
>this article (of course). Does she even know who the father is?

Speaking of stupid twats -- {plonk}

-- Larry